Irritated

Some things that are irritating me...

WILLIAM HAGUE

What a strange world we live in, where men cannot enjoy each others company without a load of schoolyard sniggering taking place.

And they're all supposed emancipated, unprejudiced liberals in the media these days.

What exactly is wrong with sharing a twin room whilst (effectively) on business ? There you are, trying to save money on the campaign trail and set an example, and all some grubby blogger can think of to satisfy his prurient onanist fantasies is that they must be rogering each other.

Man smiles at other Man. It's a scandal.

BLAIR

Could have been anything he wanted to but decided to waste his talents on becoming a Lawyer and then a Politician. Imagine the good he could have done to the World.

What a waste. Him and Brown spent 12 years arguing and trying to compete with each other, completely forgetting that they were supposed to be running the country.

It's not about YOU, you megalomaniacs !

That said he was right about Saddam and Iraq.

LABOUR LEADERSHIP

Still not sure they still really "get it";  70% of the electorate voted against you - a fairly damning assessment in my opinion.

All you need to know about this lot is contained within Liam Byrnes breathlessly arrogant parting letter to David Laws:-

"6 April 2010

Dear Chief Secretary

I’m afraid there is no money.

Kind regards – and good luck!

Liam"

Having brought the country to the edge of bankruptcy, the decent thing Labour politicians can do, especially those who served in the last Governmant, is to undertake a period of silence and quiet reflection, followed by a heartfelt apology to the British people for the compete arsewipe and utter waste of 13 years in power.

ANDY COULSON

Not one single shred of new evidence has emerged from a case reignited by a turf war over in the New York press.

At the point he becomes a Press Officer of a Government that bullied an innocent man into suicide, then you can stake a claim to the moral high ground.

CUTS

The National Debt is being added to at the rate of £3Bn per week

My last company made 20,000 people redundant, and I didn't hear Bob Crowe mutter a word (I worked for a bank you see)

Who exactly is the working man ? By definition, surely it's everyone who works for a living ? Unless you are very lucky, most people work for a living. Some of them get paid more than others, some less. But when the unreconstructed Trade Unionists go on about protecting the rights of the worker, they don't really mean me, do they ? I wonder who they do mean ?

It is not credible to claim that savings cannot be made, or that we can go on as we are. It's a big scare story that this will automatically mean an erosion in services. Who exactly are the ideologues here?

BOB DIAMOND

First mistake - being a banker. Second mistake, being an American Banker.

What remuneration should you pay to the person who heads up a global organisation the size of Barclays ? £25k ? £50k? £500k?

Now ask the same question about your fave footballer, or rock star.

And then ask it about yourself.

Note where your prejudices lie.

MOANING THAT THE COALITION WAS "NOT WHAT WE VOTED FOR"

On an individual basis no - there was no option. But in totality, yes.

Many a time I've heard people say that a colation woud be an ideal outcome. Well, now you've got one, so shut up and get on with it.

I think it's a crock, but there you are. .